May 2011
28 posts
May 31st
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May 27th
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A women will do anything to trap a dumb guy
This is a typical women trying to find an anchor dude to get knocked up by and be supported the rest of her life. I hate bitches thecutethulhu: My girlfriend says that a woman cant get pregnant in the 2 weeks after her period, since there is no egg in the uterus. Do u know if this is true and do u have experience with it? Anonymous the is absolutely NOT TRUE. a woman can get pregnant at any time...
May 27th
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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this is not a blog: How To Tell The Difference... →
I’m glad I saw you on Zero’s blog this is awesome!!! zombiesgtfo: michelleisforereal: POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills...
May 26th
175 notes
Blue
I say midwest means Illinois since nobody looks like that in Omaha
May 25th
May 25th
35 notes
Please lets make sure.....
Please make sure to kill all who post kids on here.
May 25th
May 25th
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Reblog if you're staying up all night today!??!
feel-free-love: :]
May 25th
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Blue
Better than a lapdance I would give anything to rest my head on that very soft kitty kat. Blue’s gurlfund is worth it, unless they jack my credit card information lol, but so far so good not often I stay hard after getting off three times to a video, thank god for my 20 inch monitor.
May 24th
Thanks blue
May 24th
I'll delete
I ll delete my repost if you want me to blue since I didnt get your premssion
May 24th
May 24th
260 notes
So I'm trying to find
I’m trying find somebody like jessicaislife but I spelled it wrong and me internet froze and now I cant get back to follow her, any ideas
May 24th
Sadiest shit
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.  The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old.  The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.”  Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”  The old lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have...
May 24th
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May 23rd
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They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack...
But they dont look good in bras unless they are big round watermelons:p
May 19th
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May 19th
41 notes
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Adding to Addict....
Its either Tumbler or just joy of yanking the crank I get off like six times a night when I’m on here.. Thanks to the following in no particular order bluewut: How could I forget about you ..cute face tig ole bitties and a chubby pussy and curves that make me wanna ride a roller coaster kayleighpeachface: Cute little emo scence doll with tig ole bitties awesome herozero: Cute face deep eyes...
May 19th
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May 19th
228 notes
Addict?
Its either Tumbler or just joy of yanking the crank I get off like six times a night when I’m on here.. Thanks to the following in no particular order kayleighpeachface: herozero: curiouslydeviant: http://thecutethulhu.tumblr.com/ herozero: http://chaoswriter.tumblr.com/
May 19th
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Listen to Smokey Robinson
Always has song to fit any mood
May 18th
May 17th
Sounds like a regular day for me!!!
herozero: I get horny. I eat a lot. I seek attention. I sweat. I shake. I become hyperactive. I pick at my face with tweezers. I speak loudly and quickly. I amuse strangers. I say what I really mean.
May 17th
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